Rody:- Are you sure we can find a drummer? We don't know anyone!

Lily:- Come on, be a little more positive! We won't rest until we find one!

(from right to left: Nikolai, Tex Turner, Alan, Ellie and Eddie)

... Taram Taram Taram Taram (random folk Xmas song) Taram Taram Taram Taram ...

... Taram Taram Taram Taram Taram Taram Taram Taram ...

Lily:- What did you say about finding a drummer?

Rody:- Okey, Okey, I was wrong. We found our drummer. And now What?

Greeny:- We must think a way for taking him with us.

Ellie:- Thanks everyone, that was all for today.

Eddie:- People, I'm happy for being a part of this band and protect the world in our free time.

Tex Truner:- You're right. What would they do without us?

Alan:- It's simple: They would die.

Lily:- Hi lady and gentlemen! We came here because we listened your playing.

Rody:- Yeah, we like it a lot!

Eddie:- Hey, thanks! :D

Joy:- Excuse me, sir...

Nikolai:- Yeah?

Joy:- I noticed how fantastic drummer you are.

Nikolai:- Really?

Joy:- Of course! Nobody plays the drum like you.

Nikolai:- I don't know what to say, everybody thinks that playing a drum is easy.

Joy:- I don't think so. Can I have an autograph from you?

Nikolai:- Hey people!

Alan:- What?

Nikolai:- This kid ask me for an autograph, but he has his notebook at home. I'm going with him.

Alan:- Right, but don't go for too long. It's almost lunch time.

Nikolai:- I already know. It will be just for a second.

Joy:- Can you wait here while I bring my notebook, sir?

Nikolai:- Yeah.

Alan:- Good bye, kids.

Greeny:- Good bye. Keep playing!

Nikolai:- I can't believe it! I have a fan! It's amazing! The others have fans, but not me because I'm the drummer. Everybody thinks that playing a drum is easy, but it really isn't! You must learn the technique!!

Lily:- Hi, drummer guy.

Nikolai:- Hi. Did you get your autographs?

Lily:- I would say that we got all we need.

Nikolai:- Uh?

12.345 minutes later:

Nikolai:- What the fuck???

Rody:- You finally woke up.

Nikolai:- What's going on here??

Lily:- Nothing, drummer guy. We just hit your head with a chair and tied you up to our slide, because we need you to play your drum.

Nikolai:- You did... WHAT??? You're insane!! If you wanted me to play my drum, you didn't have to kidnap me! I would had played if you simply asked me for!! And for free!!!

Joy:- Good point.

Greeny:- Shit.

Lily:- Well, what is done, it's done!! Now, drummer guy, you will play the drum!!

Nikolai:- You aren't too smart, eh? How do you plan to make me play if I'm tied up?

Lily:- See? Now you can play your drum, but you can't scape. He he he.

Nikolai:- What if I don't want to play?

Rody:- We will leave you here, tied up, until you get rotten.

Nikolai:- ...

Nikolai:- HEEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

Greeny:- It's easy, drummer guy. After your playing, we will let you go. That's ok?

Nikolai:- It's ok for me, this cord is too tight.

Nikolai:- Hey, after I end up, will you give me some aspirines? My head is killing me.

Lily:- No.

Alan:- It has been almost a half hour. Where's Niko?

Tex Turner:- Maybe he is so amazed with his fan that he can't stop talking with him.

Eddie:- I don't think so. He must be as hungry as us.

Ellie:- Come on, Tex. Niko deserves a fan, we know that.

Tex Truner:- Yeah, of course. But you must admit I'm more handsome than him.

Lord Griveous:- Hi, Humans. What do you do? You're not making any noise.

Alan:- Ha ha ha, very funny. We are waiting for our friend.

Ellie:- We went with some smiling kids a half hour ago.

Lord Griveous:- SMILING KIDS??? Did you leave your friend alone with those freaks?

Eddie:- What's wrong with them?

Lord Griveous:- They're dangerous! You will be lucky if you see your friend alive again.

WHAT????

Nikolai:- ha ha ha ha!! Let's see: you wanted to summon the Xmas Spirit. I can't believe it!

Rody:- Shut up, moron! This is not what we spected!

Nikolai:- Really? I did what you told me. It's not my fault...

... you summoned that.

Greeny:- Impossible! She can't be the Xmas Spirit!!

Raven:- Yes, I'm.

Lily:- It's impossible.

Raven:- I told you, I'm the Xmas Spirit. I represent what modern Xmas is: Increasing rates of depression, suicides and stress, consumerism, greed...

Nikolai:- ... kids going crazy and kidnapping people...

Lily, Rody, Greeny & Joy:- SHUT UP!!

Lily:- What about the skeleton? It is not joyful! It's creepy!

Greeny:- You're from Halloween, not Xmas!!

Raven:- The skeleton represents your future if you don't stop your consumer compulsions.

Nikolai:- Kids, you have to admit she is, in some way, right.

Lily, Rody, Greeny & Joy:- SHUT....

Lord Griveous:- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Lily:- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Joy:- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Greeny:- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Rody:- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Nikolai:- AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Raven:- Nuh.

AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Lord Griveous:- Go to Hell, Fuckin' Smiling People!!!

Nikolai:- Lord Griveous, you saved me!

Lord Griveous:- I didn't save you.

Nikolai:- You SAVED me!

Lord Griveous:- I didn't save you!!

Raven:- Yes, you saved him.

Lord Griveous:- I didn't save anybody! It was because I hate smiling people.

Nikolai:- :) :) :D :D :DDDDDD !!!

Lord Griveous:- Don't make me cut you into pieces, human!

Nikolai:- Hey! Everybody came to rescue me!

Eddie:- Of course, Nik. What did you think about?

Alan:- Lord Griveous is too fast.

Nikolai:- He saved me.

Lord Griveous:- I didn't save you!!

Tex Truner:- Can we go to eat our lunch? I'm starving.

Nikolai:- As far as I'm concerned, I learned that you must not trust anybody. Including kids that are smiling.

Ellie:- Hey, Eddie. How is Niko?

Eddie:- Well, after being hit with a chair, kidnapped and tied to an slide, he's a little shocked. But he will be ok, those aspirines are fantastic.

Tex Truner:- Do you know something?

Alan:- What?

Tex Turner:- This tiny nativity scene we "kidnapped" from the those kids looks really good on our table.

Alan:- I agree. Eddie, do you know what happened with the "Xmas Spirit"?

Eddie:- Not really. Nobody knows how to make her go back to her dimension. But I hope she will find a place in our world.

Lord Griveous:- My Lady, you're dark and beautiful. Please accept this gift I hade with my own claws.

Raven:- You're so sweet. I accept it.

Lord Griveous:- Would you also accept to drink a coffe with me?

Raven:- Can my skeleton come with us?

Lord Griveous:- Of course!

The End